pizza: how many times is it appropriate to say ‘what’ before you nod and smile because you still didn’t hear what they said
lolsofunny: abiak: ‘hey, remember that dumb thing you said last week’ (lol here!)
sticks and stones may break my bones but words are even worse holy shit please dont say mean things to me
guys: uh why do girls care so much about being skinny? it's so annoying
guys: ew fat chicks
guys: why do girls care so much about shopping and romance and nail polish lol so annoying
guys: ew crazy butch lesbian manly feminazis why can't they act more feminine lol
guys: why do girls wear makeup they look so much better without it
guys: oh i'm so sorry are you sick? tired? dying?
guys: haha girls suck at math/science/sports
guys: a girl who does math/science/sports? well? get back in the kitchen that stuffs not gonna get you a husband
guys: why are girls so sensitive when we look at their boobs or something c'mon with that top you're asking for it
guys: oh my god a gay guy just hit on me how disgusting what a creeper doesn't he have any boundaries?
internetexplorers: we could be married with like 4 kids and i’d still be too scared to text you first
sometimelow: dontcha wish your girlfriend was a socially awkward teenage blogger with an unhealthy obsession with fictional characters like me dontcha
captainfrancesca: anime parents must be so confused like “we both have brown hair why is our daughter’s hair BLUE”
muutie: auspisstice: cyberdepressed: HAVE U EVER NOTICED THAT VAGINAS AND SCHOOL BOTH HAVE 6 LETTERS AND ARE EMPTY HOLES OF NOTHING THAT CAN HOLD SCREAMING CHILDREN FOR 9 MONTHS i your name is VAGINA SCHOOL and you really FUCKING HATE PERIODS
u-kill-me-in-a-good-way: violettesilence: jesuislegrandefromage: montypythonandtheholyblog: hotdamnope: kangiku: the 12 year olds on this website get really mad if you point out the fact that they’re 12 r u serious NOT EVERY 12 OLD GETS REALLY ANGRY jesues sometimes people are just so dumb ughh this is almost as fun as playing spot the vegan. Spot the vegan? Yeah…the vegan...
mowwwg: “you can’t wear that!!!! people will get the wrong impression!!!” the impression that i am a hot babe with an ass that just won’t quit???? honey that ain’t wrong that’s just fact
alrights: alrights: alrights: help im broke i spent all my money on coffee jk i have 5 more dollars just enough for another coffee help im broke i spent all my money on coffee
[[MORE]]dad’s drunk again and i’m pissed as hell for whatever reason
travelviatardis: I didn’t choose the fandom life, the fandom life grabbed and chloroformed me on the way from school and dragged my unconscious body to it’s basement.
geometricdeathtrap: metallikato: generallegendary: metallikato: jewelstaites: how to give a good handjob bop it pull it twist it harder better faster stronger You pull your left hand in You pull your left hand out You pull your left hand in And you shake it all about! Cha cha real smooth none of you ever touch a penis
saddumbgirl: cute messages make me instinctively hide my face in my hands and fall to one side on my bed
travis’ just forgotten by the sh fandom tho
Maria: Bitch I might be
mokie going to save the plane copilot: he better be cute
poopflow: PSA: different achievements mean different things to people so something you might think is menial might be monumental to someone else so dont bring someone down for being proud of their achievements (✿◠‿◠)
crrocs: i have seen the depths of hell
aurorasundergarments: firearmsandfisticuffs: IF I EVER MISGENDER YOU FEEL FREE TO CORRECT ME!!! YOUR GENDER IDENTITY IS NOT SOMETHING THAT YOU SHOULD REMAIN QUIET ABOUT AND I APOLOGIZE FOR ANY SCREW UPS I MAY HAVE DONE/MAY DO IN THE FUTURE I WANT YOU TO BE COMFORTABLE TALKING TO ME Always reblog.
tupacabra: one time i looked at something that had glitter on it and it got on my hands somehow
castielsmissinggrace: my dash right now eurovision eurovision eurovision doctor who eurovision eurovision crying supernatural fan eurovision eurovision eurovision